SMILE

How To Maintain A
Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3.
Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once eveyone has gotten over their caffeine additions, switch to ezpresso.
5.
In the memo field of all your checks, write”for marijuana”.
6.  
Skip down the hall, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7.
Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8.
Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go”
9.
Sing along at the opera.
10.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache.
11.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, scream”I won! I won!”
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling “run for your lives! They’re loose!”

13
. Tell your children over dinner, “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity,
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


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THERAPY

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2 comments on “SMILE

  1. Willa2 sê:

    Ek het nou lekker gelag 😆
    Maar ek dink as ek daardie goed als doen gaan my man inboek erens, en dit gaan nie die “honeymoon suite” wees nie.
    Ek sien hoe ek vir liefie met die pak kondome na die aanpas kamers sleep, nadat ek hul gevra het waar dit is. 😆

  2. ingrid sê:

    Jy laat my saam met jou lag, maat, baie dankie, ek kan net sien hoe stap die anties met omie agterna aanpaskamer toe 😆

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