Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him “playing church” with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching
To it. She smiled and went about her work.
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing
And ran back To the open window to see Johnny
Baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is
Afraid of water!”
Johnny looked up at her and said,
“He should have thought about that before he joined